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Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
6:41 pm - WTF?
How is it that I supposedly go to "Heaven", when I do not believe in a higher power? Clearly, this quiz is flawed.


After you die...
Heaven



After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel.





Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com


current mood: confused

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Thursday, October 27th, 2005
2:44 am
The complete lack of empathy and compassion among some so-called human beings never ceases to amaze and disgust me. I suppose one shouldn't expect much from a group dedicated to donating a portion of their income to ensure the safe-harbor and legal defense of habitual pedophiles. A "Just God" would view that as damning as actually fucking a child yourself. They make me wish for a "Just God" nearly everyday. Yet, their mere existence proves(to me) that is impossible.

current mood: sick

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Tuesday, October 25th, 2005
8:30 am
You're a Pumpkin!  Your the coolest of all the halloween symbols and you know it!  You love the novelty food side of things.
You're a Pumpkin! Your the coolest of all the
halloween symbols and you know it! You love
the novelty food side of things.


"A spooky hallowe'en quiz!"
brought to you by Quizilla

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Sunday, October 23rd, 2005
9:53 am

Thank you, [info]kerrykate  for sharing this link:

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/91410585.html



current mood: amused
current music: Retrovertigo

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Thursday, October 20th, 2005
6:36 am
More Senseless Wastes of Time- aka Quizzes )

current mood: awake

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Friday, October 14th, 2005
11:36 am - Stealing from Tom again

Militant Vegans, General asshats, Hipsters
Circle I Limbo

The New York Yankees, Oakland Raider Fans, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bill Gates
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Democrats
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Rednecks
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Scientologists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Republicans
Circle VII Burning Sands

Creationists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush, The Pope, NAMBLA Members
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell



current music: Sesame Street

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Thursday, October 6th, 2005
3:06 am
Trick or Treating )

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Tuesday, September 27th, 2005
4:58 pm
I was in the process of typing a very lengthy entry earlier today when the dreaded blue-screen appeared. I wanted to take an axe to this computer. That ought to teach this thing not to wipe-out an hours worth of my typing!

So now I have nothing to offer other than poor quality photos of a few of the things that I waste my time on. Enjoy, point and laugh or whatever suits you...

Sketch of heart in ink:
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Alice mixed-media:
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Hairsticks(devil & jack):
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current mood: stressed

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Friday, September 16th, 2005
11:20 am - How appropriate!
MeMe thingy )

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Tuesday, September 6th, 2005
6:47 am
Sell The Ranch - Open Letter To Bush From America


current mood: discontent
current music: Peace Sells by Megadeth

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Wednesday, August 31st, 2005
6:48 pm - Oddly enough, this sounds about right:
What is a good quote for you?
by grlinterupted
Name
Color
Say what??"The monkey flew down and stole my cracker."
Quiz created with MemeGen!


current music: My Best Friend's Girl by The Cars

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Friday, August 26th, 2005
8:04 am
Geek Quiz )

current mood: awake
current music: "Dr. Love" by MJK, RATM & Patton

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Sunday, August 14th, 2005
2:36 am - Bookcrossing is the highlight of my day.
Yes, it is slow again. I've been a shemale and that's about it so far. : /

Anyway... something positive...

Oh, thanks to bookcrossing I now have in my possession 1 hardcover copy of "Billions and Billions" by Carl Sagan. I am extremely jubilant about this. Yes, I know that you think I'm a dork. You're probably right too... and I don't care.

current mood: jubilant
current music: the sound of him eating chips in the other room

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Monday, August 8th, 2005
3:40 am - Taken from: horrorofzombie
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets, because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter, long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares, of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtors hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grows suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

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Friday, July 29th, 2005
10:42 pm
the Cutting Edge

(56% dark, 52% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 54% on dark

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You scored higher than 72% on spontaneous

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You scored higher than 18% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

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4:51 am
OMFG! The stench is overwhelming! A skunk has obviously been frightened very near our house. We have very new double-pane windows and central a/c. Yet the smell has somehow filled the entire first floor. I think I'm going to gag.

current mood: and pissed off too!

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Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
3:36 pm - Wow, heaven sounds like a lovely neighborhood!
http://www.reandev.com/taliban/

For those of you riding the short-bus, the subject line was sarcasm.

current mood: disgusted

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5:28 am - TAKE ACTION!!! or your silence may silence us all...
The World Can't Wait!

Drive Out the Bush Regime!

Mobilize for November 2, 2005!


Revolution ..008, July 17, 2005, posted at revcom.us

Revolution newspaper received the following statement. The statement and news about the movement to "Drive Out the Bush Regime" is available on line at worldcantwait.org.

Your government, on the basis of outrageous lies, is waging a murderous and utterly illegitimate war in Iraq, with other countries in their sights.

Your government is openly torturing people, and justifying it.

Your government puts people in jail on the merest suspicion, refusing them lawyers, and either holding them indefinitely or deporting them in the dead of night.

Your government is moving each day closer to a theocracy, where a narrow and hateful brand of Christian fundamentalism will rule.

Your government suppresses the science that doesn't fit its religious, political and economic agenda, forcing present and future generations to pay a terrible price.

Your government is moving to deny women here, and all over the world, the right to birth control and abortion.

Your government enforces a culture of greed, bigotry, intolerance and ignorance.

People look at all this and think of Hitler--and they are right to do so. The Bush regime is setting out to radically remake society very quickly, in a fascist way, and for generations to come. We must act now; the future is in the balance.

Millions and millions are deeply disturbed and outraged by this. They recognize the need for a vehicle to express this outrage, yet they cannot find it; politics as usual cannot meet the enormity of the challenge, and people sense this.

There is not going to be some magical "pendulum swing." People who steal elections and believe they're on a "mission from God" will not go without a fight.

There is not going to be some savior from the Democratic Party. This whole idea of putting our hopes and energies into "leaders" who tell us to seek common ground with fascists and religious fanatics is proving every day to be a disaster, and actually serves to demobilize people.

But silence and paralysis are NOT acceptable. That which you will not resist and mobilize to stop, you will learn-- or be forced--to accept. There is no escaping it: the whole disastrous course of this Bush regime must be STOPPED. And we must take the responsibility to do it.

And there is a way. We are talking about something on a scale that can really make a huge change in this country and in the world. We need more than fighting Bush's outrages one at a time, constantly losing ground to the whole onslaught. We must, and can, aim to create a political situation where the Bush regime's program is repudiated, where Bush himself is driven from office, and where the whole direction he has been taking society is reversed. We, in our millions, must and can take responsibility to change the course of history.

To that end, on November 2, the first anniversary of Bush's "re-election", we will take the first major step in this by organizing a truly massive day of resistance all over this country. People everywhere will walk out of school, they will take off work, they will come to the downtowns and town squares and set out from there, going through the streets and calling on many more to JOIN US. They will repudiate this criminal regime, making a powerful statement: "NO! THIS REGIME DOES NOT REPRESENT US! AND WE WILL DRIVE IT OUT!"

November 2 must be a massive and public proclamation that WE REFUSE TO BE RULED IN THIS WAY. November 2 must call out to the tens of millions more who are now agonizing and disgusted. November 2 will be the beginning--a giant first step in forcing Bush to step down, and a powerful announcement that we will not stop until he does so - and it will join with and give support and heart to people all over the globe who so urgently need and want this regime to be stopped.

This will not be easy. If we speak the truth, they will try to silence us. If we act, they will to try to stop us. But we speak for the majority, here and around the world, and as we get this going we are going to reach out to the people who have been so badly fooled by Bush and we are NOT going to stop.

The point is this: history is full of examples where people who had right on their side fought against tremendous odds and were victorious. And it is also full of examples of people passively hoping to wait it out, only to get swallowed up by a horror beyond what they ever imagined. The future is unwritten. WHICH ONE WE GET IS UP TO US.

These next two months are crucial. The call you are reading has to get out to millions right away--on the internet, passed out as flyers in communities, published as ads in newspapers. DO NOT WAIT!! GET ORGANIZED!! If you agree with this statement, add your name to it!!! And do more than that: send it to friends, get them to sign it, organize a meeting, take it to your church, your school, your union, your health club, your barber shop, to concerts and libraries and family gatherings, everywhere you go. Raise money, lots of money. Get people together, make plans to be there on November 2, and to build for it.

GET IN TOUCH WITH US AT OUR WEBSITE, worldcantwait.org

The world can't wait! Drive out the Bush Regime! Mobilize for November 2!

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This article is posted in English and Spanish on Revolution Online
http://revcom.us
Write: Box 3486, Merchandise Mart, Chicago, IL 60654
Phone: 773-227-4066 Fax: 773-227-4497

current mood: predatory
current music: You Can't Stay at my Apartment by Winzenried

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Sunday, July 10th, 2005
5:59 pm
Bitch-Slap
You are 42% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As most of us know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (This does not mean you are emotional, only that you are more affected by emotions than rationality when making decisions.) Another trait you possess is that you are very humble, which could mean you are insecure because very few people are brutal AND humble. Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage. Most likely, however, you are not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse; it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Braggart.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.





My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 25% on Rationality

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You scored higher than 15% on Extroversion

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You scored higher than 84% on Brutality

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You scored higher than 5% on Arrogance
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid


current mood: cynical
current music: Reality by Crud

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Thursday, June 30th, 2005
6:21 am

Part Passionate Kisser


For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

Part Freaky Kisser


When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go



current mood: satisfied
current music: Last Cup of Sorrow by FNM

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