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Adventures in Blunderland...
...I hear voices in My Head, I swear to God It Sounds like They're Snoring!
Created on 2004-05-25 18:56:59 (#3264634), last updated 2006-02-21
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Basic Info| Name: | Shredded lemurs didn't know why. |
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| Birthdate: | 1975-07-05 |
| Location: | Newark, Ohio, United States |
BioSell The Ranch - Open Letter To Bush From America
Hi, I am a female entity near thirty years of age.
Geneticists would classify me as a human species- a group that I'd
rather not associate myself with... for obvious reasons.
I reside in Ohio...
with an Amish, kleptomaniac cat...
a tailess blue-eyed beauty...
my children...
and my soul mate.
My dream is to one day own a 100 acre ranch- remotely located and
securely gated to keep you insufferable imbeciles out... with the
exception of those I love and/or find entertaining, of course.
There, I would raise every breed of goat. As well as llamas that
can spit on command(to be housed on the borders).
It is a deranged dream because I don't really like the outdoors, or
insects, dirt, grass, well water, bad smells, the country, etc., etc.
But it is my dream, just the same.
We all have dreams, they keep us alive.
I used to dream of the sun exploding and consuming us all but I decided
to try being less negative.
Some call me:
A Hermit
Creative
Cynical
Eccentric
Insane
Quiet
Peculiar
Silly
Evil
Shy
Kind
Neurotic
Sensitive
Strong
Bossy
Honest
A Bitch
All of these things are true at one time or another.
My Journal:
These ramblings are merely my thoughts and opinions on
my life and the world in which I live. They should not affect you in a
deep and profound manner. If they do, please seek help! If you don't
like something that you read here, please feel free to Fuck right off and move on to another journal. Thanks! ...and if you happen to like what you read, feel free to add me as a friend. I might bite but not too hard and you know you like it bitch! ;p
My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?
Bill Hicks was "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." Big Love
The World Can't Wait!
Drive Out the Bush Regime!
Mobilize for November 2, 2005
Hi, I am a female entity near thirty years of age.
Geneticists would classify me as a human species- a group that I'd
rather not associate myself with... for obvious reasons.
I reside in Ohio...
with an Amish, kleptomaniac cat...
a tailess blue-eyed beauty...
my children...
and my soul mate.
My dream is to one day own a 100 acre ranch- remotely located and
securely gated to keep you insufferable imbeciles out... with the
exception of those I love and/or find entertaining, of course.
There, I would raise every breed of goat. As well as llamas that
can spit on command(to be housed on the borders).
It is a deranged dream because I don't really like the outdoors, or
insects, dirt, grass, well water, bad smells, the country, etc., etc.
But it is my dream, just the same.
We all have dreams, they keep us alive.
I used to dream of the sun exploding and consuming us all but I decided
to try being less negative.
Some call me:
A Hermit
Creative
Cynical
Eccentric
Insane
Quiet
Peculiar
Silly
Evil
Shy
Kind
Neurotic
Sensitive
Strong
Bossy
Honest
A Bitch
All of these things are true at one time or another.
My Journal:
These ramblings are merely my thoughts and opinions on
my life and the world in which I live. They should not affect you in a
deep and profound manner. If they do, please seek help! If you don't
like something that you read here, please feel free to Fuck right off and move on to another journal. Thanks! ...and if you happen to like what you read, feel free to add me as a friend. I might bite but not too hard and you know you like it bitch! ;p
My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?
Bill Hicks was "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." Big Love
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